Memorial Day Weekend = Shitshow Weekend with Shitfaced Friends

Quick Weekend Recap:

Hey all so I know it is almost the weekend agin but as you'll all see later in this note I was a little pre-occupied on Monday to get this up....and I think you guys might get a kick out of it....I figured I would just throw up some pics from the weekend to compliment some of Chad's countdown list, the rest I'm sure everyone can fill in...Happy Memorial Day Weekend..Party

Featured above and below is the ridic shit show that happened at Suite 200 both Fri and Sun Nights...which may or may not have involved 16 bottles and a few of us wearing vails (however you spell that) from the Bachelorette party we destroyed Sunday night...

Following the shit show of an evening we decided...hell...let's have the first annual Denver Pool Crawl...below is a few of the gents that joined...yes, ladies were their too but let's be real we all love eachother and who cares if the girls are in any pics...

Pool Crawlin....

Oh...and for reference for everyone...Chad had mentioned the Glorious Fannie Flasque (actually spelt like that on it) in full force all day...ya half gallon of watermelon vodka in there...you're welcome Michelle for the facial....

And what would a pool party be without some bodyshots....get it ladies. Oh and bodyshots = kicked out of the Manhattan pool in approx. 10 min....so proud

Ya...Fannie Flasque back in action...hot vodka...and the last pool we made it too...Nice work all...3 pools before we were too ridiculous to make it any further...quite the showing...

Just thought this was a rad pic....party

And as a result of all these shananigans...I give you this...Letter to Halsten from her apartment complex describing the incidents that took place this Memorial Day...... I hope you can all read this...I know it's small...

If not I've copied the center paragraph word for word:

"The landlord has received a number of complaints from residents about the behavior of you and approximately 15 guests at the pool on May 31, 2010. You and a number of your guests were highly intoxicated (to the point of being unable to walk). There was extremely vulger behavior and language, which included one or more broken vodka bottles and you being topless in pool area. You were previously warned of similar disturbances by letter of April 26, 2010."

Sorry for partying...

Until next time.....love you all.