What I've learned this week- Blogs are way cooler with pictures. I'll make sure to encapsulate stories with photos next time. Until then, bare with me...
10- getting the penthouse suite at the Ritz- Denver after my friend bid it to $600/night, down from $1400 through his AMEX card
9. Valeting my car in only a swimsuit and a steezy pair of sunglasses
8. 10 bottles at Suite 200 Friday night, 6 bottles at Suite 200 Sunday night. (girl/guy breakdown- 1 girl, 14 guys. you're welcome)
7. Pool Crawl all day Saturday, (Station, Manhattan, Metro) body shots galore!
6. My friends wedding Saturday afternoon- really just an outlet place to hide from the 36 hour debauchery run.
5. Wearing tuxedo's to Gin Mill (Something that needs to be seen to truly appreciate)
4. Going down on Grady to take a shot from his Fanny Flasque (the ultimate pool accessory)
3. Going down on Shellie in a Shark outfit. (at my clients house who plays for the Rapids)
2. The Black and White Ball- an event hosted by Jarrad (Timpi's bf). Shaun and I show up in our tuxes with our dates and realize that there are only 2 other white people there (out of 700). Needless to say we kept off the dance floor.
1. Dry humping my Jr High youth pastor's ex-wife in the bathroom of the master bedroom, at the Ritz Carlton penthouse suite. She is 32 with two kids and actually really hot. I'm pretty sure Adam beat off to her everynight for 4 years in highschool (he was a little upset).
The sad part about the whole situation is... As I was thrusting her into the marble sink, with my bathrobe half on, half off, my pelvis firm against her motherbearing hips, and my hands clenched tight around her upper thighs.... the only thought running through my mind was, "I wonder how this story will stack up to all my friend's weekends in the highlights of the Happy Monday Blog."
Love you guys.
Until next week,
Chuggins
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