Weddings, Slosh Ball and the Greatest Decade Ever - The 80's

So obviously from above picture you can tell we had a good weekend. (Please see explanation below).

Friday Max, Greg, Ross, Grady, Chad, Matt, special guest Josh and I all met up at Clay’s old apartment. We crushed the old school way – by passing a bottle of (I can’t even remember what it was) something around and chasing it with Coke in the throw back glass bottles. Pure class.

(Fist Pumping on the way to Tavern)

We then went to the Tavern and hung out and had an overall awesome night.

(Yup she's a bachelorette)

(Abe - How is the flirting going?)

Saturday – was pure shenanigans. Ross Grady and I went to Wash Park for a Slosh Ball tournament. Slosh Ball, for those of you who don’t know, is a combination of kick ball and heavy drinking. You must always have a beer in your hand and you must chug a beer from the keg on second base before you can proceed. Needless to say it gets pretty weird.
(Part of the Championship Team- Team 80's)

(Obv. both DeWalts made a showing...blaring Greg's 80's mixes)

Ross was on some team whose theme was “Shimmery and Shinny” – I know, it’s was as lame as it sounds. Grady and I were on team “80’s”. So obviously with Grady and I’s pure athleticism and the power of having such an unreal team theme we won the championship. (We beat Ross’s team who he insists would have won if we had an equal amount of girls). Rule #72 – No excuses. Play like a champion. (Shot from Fanny Flasque in order to pass second base was substituted for an inning or two. above is Ross's unique style)

The three of us decided we will be hosting our own slosh ball tournament this summer. The major difference will be that we will have a slip and slide from third base to home… details to come.

After leaving the Slosh ball tournament we were walking to our car to drive to our football game (which we also won) (thanks for driving Ross). And we ran into a wedding party. Here is the conversation that ensued.

Ross- “Hey check out the Wedding party over there”.

August – “That would be a hilarious Happy Monday pic… us with the bride and her bridesmaids”.

Grady- “That’s happening”

(Please See First Picture)

After the Football game, which has full contact blocking and is WAAAY more fun that regular intramural football, was over I went to a little cousin get together (21 and over obviously). It turned out to be a phenomenal night and my cousins, most of whom have kids, got to have a night like most of you have several times a week.

I hope Grady or Ross write about the parts of their weekend that I was not a part of. For example – How Ross became the worlds most amazing wing man on Friday night or how Ross and Grady almost got in a fight Saturday night after they got on elevated surfaces at the Tavern and fist pumped. While fist pumping they got yelled at by some (muscular) haters. Grady’s logical and calm response “GO TAKE SOME ROIDS AND SUCK ON EACH OTHERS *#^%$!”.