NYC

There has been alot of stories, trials, tribulations, blatant homoerotic events, childish behaviors, epic catastrophies, social misconformities, debauchery and immature actions that I have taken place in over the past month. And almost all of them summate to a general lack of respect, or disregard perhaps, to people that are not our friends, and more specifically, people of the opposite sex.... I would like to start by personally apologizing for not writing all my "besties" to document these events. But rather than waste abunch of valuable time trying to recap the last month of my life... I just wanted to give a very shortened version to the events that took place over the last week.

Basically one of my friends bought a girl a ticket to NYC, posted us up in a sick hotel room for 3 nights, took us to stupidly nice restaraunts and broadway plays, and basically did everything within his mortal capabilities to set me up for success. It was kind of like a 3 day first date with a girl, who I might add is far more advanced in physical appearance than myself, (and let's be real... I'm pretty advanced). Which has ultimately lead me to take on this attitude toward dating....

Dinner? Yuck... how about NYC? or possibly, movie? what do I look like, poor? How about Vegas?

So I know all of your senses are heightened and everyone is just waiting for me to answer the question that lingers on the tips of all our tongues... Did Chuggins succeed in finishing off what quite possibly will go down in history as the easiest score that any man has ever scored? My response: No, we snuggled for 3 days straight!!! minus the night where I was feeding her water whenever she could remove herself from the porcelain punchbowl and come up for air. So I guess in actuality we snuggled for 2 days. oh well... better luck next vacation right?